I never take a risk...

I never take risk while drinking…

When I come home from office in the evening, wife is cooking,

I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen,

I stealthily enter the house,

Take out the bottle from the bar,

Guru Nanak is looking at me from the photo frame,

But still no one is aware of it,

Because I never take a risk...

I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink,

Quickly enjoy one peg,

Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack,

Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard,

Guru Nanak is giving a smile,

I peep into the kitchen,

Wife is cutting potatoes,

No one is aware of what I did,

Because I never take a risk...

I ask: Any news on Iyer's daughter's marriage,

She says: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her,

I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard,

But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle,

I take out the glass from the old rack above sink,

Quickly enjoy one peg,

Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink,

Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard,

But still no one is aware of what I did,

Because I never take a risk...

I say: But still I think Iyer's daughter's age is not that much,

She says: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse,

I say: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...

I again take out potatoes from my black cupboard,

But the cupboard's place has automatically changed,

I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink,

Guru Nanak laughs loudly,

I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Guru Nanak's photo & keep it in the black cupboard,

Wife is keeping the sink on the stove,

But still no one is aware of what I did,

Because I never take a risk...

I say: (getting angry) you call Mr. Iyer a horse? If you say that again, I will cut your tongue...!

She says: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...

I take out the bottle from the potatoes,

Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg,

Wash the sink and keep it over the rack,

Wife is giving a smile,

Guru Nanak is still cooking,

But still no one is aware of what I did,

Because I never take a risk...

I say: (laughing) So Iyer is marrying a horse!!

She says: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...

I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack,

Stove is also on the rack,

There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside,

I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink,

But none of the horses are aware of what I did,

Because Guru Nanak never takes a risk,

Iyer is still cooking,

And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing,

Because I never take a risk...